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  1. Shakira Diller
    Tuesday, January 31, 2012
  2. The Feral Cat Foundation
    Sunday, January 29, 2012
  3. Wow Really?
    Saturday, January 28, 2012
  4. These Precious Years
    Saturday, January 28, 2012
  5. What Shape Comes Next?
    Saturday, January 28, 2012
  6. Ya, Okay
    Thursday, January 26, 2012
  7. In The Real World
    Thursday, January 26, 2012
  8. Oh Please!!!!
    Wednesday, January 25, 2012
  9. I Do Not Agree
    Wednesday, January 25, 2012
  10. Off The Mark
    Tuesday, January 24, 2012

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Gina Gold is a Bay Area performance artist, writer, standup comedian, filmmaker and mom.

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Bitter and Resentful Mom: Blogging For The Rest Of You Muthas....

Shakira Diller


The financial aid office at Community College is a vortex of Hell. The woman who helped me looked a Black Shakira, not in a good way.





 When you are over 40 you have to be careful about dressing like Shakira or you just look like Phyllis Diller.





 I like to dress like a slutty rock star but on my social services check salary I can't afford it and nothing looks worse than cheap whore clothes. I bought a blue dress with jewels on it for ten dollars and put it on thinking I looked good until I hit the mirror in the living room with better lighting and I was horrified.  What happened to my waist? I looked like Barney Rubble in a cheap blue dress. Advice- if you are going to dress like a whore and you're  over 40, make sure the clothes are well fitting and high quality.   

The Feral Cat Foundation

mynameisGinaGoldandIhaveADD

I have nothing to say this evening. I'm so tired from these feral cats all I want to do is go to bed. I shouldn't complain but I will. The feral cat foundation did all the work, a woman came and trapped al the cats and took them to get fixed. All I'm doing is keeping them in my house while they recover. The constant meowing is more than I can stand, one of the cats bit me and my daughter won't stop talking. It's too much. But still I feel proud, I needed help, I got it. I am helping to stop the feral cat problem. Sometimes I feel like nothing I do makes a difference, hopefully that's not true.

Wow Really?

mynameisGinaGoldandIhaveADD777


@mykidsareallergictoeverything777  I think I am going to vomit!!!!!


These Precious Years

mykidsareallergictoeverything777

I never throw my kids artwork in the trash I think it's so sweet when they bring home things that they made themselves. I have kept everything they have ever made and I love how the artwork reflects the different stages of my kids lives. A drawing of my daughter playing outside with her friends, a clay statue of our goldfish, Binky.  These times are so precious and I think it's sad not to keep everything your child makes as these years will fly by.

What Shape Comes Next?

thisissomebullshit777

How fucked up is this? I took an assessment test at the job club. The results are that I have Panic Disorder, without Agoraphobia and I am on the low to average intelligence scale. Who the hell are they calling a dumb nut case? Just because I threw the fucking puzzle piece across the room doesn't mean I'm anxious. So what if it took me ten minutes to figure the pattern of triangle, circle, triangle, circle, triangle...... what comes next? That doesn't mean I'm stupid. 


Ya, Okay

mynameisGinaGoldandIhaveADD777


My response to mykidsareallergictoeverything777 and You better not say anything smart that's gonna piss me off cause I'm not in the mood is WHATEVER!!

In The Real World

You better not say anything smart that's gonna piss me off cause I'm not in the mood 

Dear Gina,

I'm not a blogger I only wrote to you to support the blog. You know I love you but I would have to agree with mykidsareallergictoeverything777.  I'm not sure what fantasy world you live in that you think it's so easy to feed your kids organic kale chips and kombucha shots in their lunch boxes. In the real world it's hard to feed your kids a balance healthy diet, especially on a fixed income. Does your daughter always eating a complete and balanced meal of fruits and vegetables every fucking day? Please!

Oh Please!!!!

mynameisGinaGoldandIhaveADD777


 Listen mykidsareallergictoeverything777, are you really going to to try and tell me that she has no control over what the kids eat when she's the one buying the groceries that the kids are eating? we are not talking about teenagers going to McDonalds everyday we are talking about young kids who eat under their parents supervision. Give me a break!

I Do Not Agree

 mykidsareallergictoeverything777

Gina I think you are off the mark for something you said to your friend You better not say anything smart that's gonna piss me off cause I'm not in the mood. I don't think it was okay to to lecture her about how she feeds her kids. While I totally think it's important to give your kids healthy food, it's not always easy to get them to eat healthy no matter how hard you try. My kids are allergic to everything and there are times when they eat things they shouldn't and there's nothing you can do about it.

Off The Mark

mynameisGinaGoldandIhaveADD777

People think they get me when they often don't. They think that because I have an off the wall, crude sense of humor that I will laugh at their jokes but I often don't. People really thought they knew what kind of a person I was when I was a stripper and they were way off the mark. I mean the shit people would say to me, "there's a party at the cemetery tonight are you coming?" No I'm not coming. What would make anybody think I would want to go to a party at a cemetery just because I'm a stripper? It doesn't mean I don't have any common sense or that I'm into every fucking weird thing.  Sometimes people are off the mark in other ways like because I love Lucille Ball my mother gave me a porcelain  doll of Lucy as a newborn baby, except the dolls hair looked like Lucy when she was a grown up and she was  wearing a pink uniform from the episode where she worked in the chocolate factory. It was the most insane looking thing I've seen. I love Lucy but I don't want a fucking doll of her as a newborn baby. Are you kidding me? Don't get me wrong,I appreciate the thought it's just funny how people are always off the mark.